I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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