Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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