Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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