OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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