Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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