My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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