I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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