Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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