but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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