his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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