Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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