Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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