So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Someone shit on the floor
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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