grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My Higher Power is John Stamos
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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