TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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