if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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