How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
cat food counts as protein by the way
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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