I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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