He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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