She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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