North Korea, Best Korea!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
