Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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