But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night