Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.