I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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