Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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