I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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