Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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