is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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