OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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