Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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