This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Operation Purity has been aborted
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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