remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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