I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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