And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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