I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
