new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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