How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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