We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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