i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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