PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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