...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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