He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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