oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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