i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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