Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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