Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That accounts for only three of the penises
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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