somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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