Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just puked most of my soul out..
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