Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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