school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I don't deserve a penis
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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