wake up i wanna do it froggy style
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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