My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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