the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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