I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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