Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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